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Az indiánok az állatok természete és viselkedése alapján írták le az egyes jegyekre
jellemző vonásokat – igen pontosan, hiszen mint tudjuk, a természet nem téved.

 

Sólyom (III. 03. – IV. 19.)

Erénye: dinamikus és optimista
Hibája: fölényes, tapintatlan

Remek megfigyelő, egyetlen pillanat alatt átlátja a helyzetet, sok múlik az életében a
gyorsaságán. Ebből adódóan örökös feszültségben él, hiszen mindig kész arra, hogy
lecsapjon az “áldozatára” vagy a kínálkozó lehetőségekre. A kis és nagy ügyek között
azonban nem tud különbséget tenni, mindkettőre ugyanakkora elánnal veti rá magát.
Mindig nyílt lapokkal játszik, a ravaszság nem kenyere. A kötöttségeket rosszul tűri, azt
szereti, ha szabadon szárnyalhat, önállóan dönthet, bátorságát bizonyíthatja. Vezetőként
is megállja a helyét. Tele van vitalitással, lendülettel, ám állóképessége nem túl jó, ezért
teljesítménye hullámzó. A nagy erőfeszítések után halálos fáradtság vesz rajta erőt, de
gyorsan regenerálódik.

 

 

hód

Hód (IV. 20. – V. 20.)

Erénye: kitartó, állhatatos
Hibája: makacs, korlátolt

A hód nem kockáztat soha, mindig biztosra megy. A földön éppúgy boldogul, mint a
vízben, mégis még a víz alatt is a szilárd talajt keresi. Ha valamit elhatároz, azt biztosan
véghez viszi. Zavarba csak akkor jön, ha váratlan helyzetbe kerül, ilyenkor nemcsak
komoly fejtörést okoz neki az alkalmazkodás, hanem kínszenvedést is, hiszen amit
megszokott, ahhoz körömszakadtáig ragaszkodik. Szívesen hódol a testi örömöknek,
élvezi a finom étkeket, italokat. Fontos számára a kényelem, a biztonság és a nyugalom.
Nem vágyik vezető szerepre, és végtelenül becsületes, nyugodtan rá lehet bízni az
értékeket vagy akár a házipénztárt. Huzamosabb ideig képes komoly erőfeszítésekre,
hiszen nemcsak állóképessége kiváló, de az ellenállóképessége is.

 

 

Szarvas (V. 21. – VI. 20.)

Erénye: sokoldalú, mozgékony
Hibája: felületes

A szarvas örökké a változatosságot keresi. Belső erő hajtja, hogy új tájakat fedezzen fel
magának. A hosszú, erőltetett hegymenet azonban nem neki való. Útja során mindenbe
belekóstol, és nem riad vissza attól sem, hogy veszélyes szakadékokat ugorjon át.
Érdeklődése sokirányú, talán ez az oka annak, hogy soha semmire sincs ideje. Gyakran
változtatja a véleményét – számára ez természetes -, de sohasem érdekből teszi.
Következetesség, kitartás nem várható el tőle. Hivatása területén remekül megállja a
helyét, ha sokoldalúságát kamatoztathatja, és ha tevékenysége nem helyhez kötött.
Észjárása gyors, feltalálja magát minden helyzetben, könnyen szót ért mindenkivel, a
híreket viszi-hozza.

 

 

Harkály (VI. 21. – VII. 21.)

Erénye: együttérző, odaadó
Hibája: szeszélyes

A harkályt nem véletlenül nevezik a fák doktorának. Erős csőrét és karmait kizárólag arra
használja, hogy megtalálja, hol van a baj, és azt ott azon nyomban orvosolja. Érzelmi
élete intenzív, de gyakran kiszámíthatatlanok a hangulatváltozásai. Az embereket két
nagy csoportra osztja, az egyikbe azok tartoznak, akiket szeret és akikért áldozatokra is
kész, a másikba pedig azok, akiket nem kedvel, ám a bajba jutottakon mindig megesik a
szíve. Hűséges, nemcsak a kapcsolataiban, hanem tárgyakhoz is ragaszkodik. Megszokott
környezetét nem szívesen hagyja el, az ismert fákhoz mindig visszatér. Nem vágyik
karrierre, a hatalom hidegen hagyja. Ha családias légkör veszi körül, és feladataival
érzelmileg azonosulni tud, nyugdíjas koráig kitart egy munkahelyen.

 

 

lazac

Lazac (VII. 22. – VIII. 21.)

Erénye: öntudatos, melegszívű
Hibája: büszke, arrogáns

A lazacot a halak királyaként tartják számon, amit nemcsak elegáns küllemével érdemelt
ki, hanem bátorságával is. A lazac ugyanis – bár az óceánban él – az ívás idejére visszatér
abba a folyóba, ahol maga is világra jött. Vándorlása során – amely akár több ezer
kilométer is lehet – a folyó sodrával szemben halad, és mindenre képes, hogy elérje a
célját. A lazac jószívű, nagyvonalú, kicsinyes vitákba, perekbe soha nem megy bele,
ezeket méltóságán alulinak tartja. Nemcsak anyagiakban bőkezű, de nagy, mindent
elsöprő érzelmekre is képes. Határozott és célratörő, jó vezetői képességekkel van
megáldva. Olykor azonban a fejébe száll a dicsőség, és túlértékeli saját magát. Ha
irányítják, elveszti az érdeklődését, erőt vesz rajta a lustaság.

 

 

Barnamedve (VIII. 22. – IX. 21.)

Erénye: kötelességtudó, pedáns
Hibája: szigorú kritikus

A barnamedve hatalmas, erős. Kétféle, egymásnak ellentmondó hír járja róla. Sokan
állítják, hogy nem tanácsos a közelébe menni, mások pedig – mint például a mesékben -
szelídnek, bájosnak tartják. Vitathatatlan, hogy a barnamedvét meg lehet szelídíteni:
képes két lábra állni és táncolni. Soha nem akar a középpontba kerülni, inkább a háttérbe
húzódva, szorgalmasan teszi a dolgát. Mindent pontosan megtervez, alaposan előkészít,
mert nem szereti a meglepetéseket. Már csak azért sem, mert a váratlan helyzetekben
elbizonytalanodik. Hivatása területén sem akar kitűnni, de megbízható, pontos,
felelősségteljes feladatokat is rá lehet bízni. Megelégedésére szolgál, ha hasznossá,
nélkülözhetetlenné teheti magát.

 

 

Holló (IX. 22. – X. 22.)

Erénye: diplomatikus és alkalmazkodó
Hibája: hiszékeny, határozatlan

A fehér ember a hollót a szerencsétlenség szimbólumának tekinti, az indiánok ezzel
szemben nemcsak elfogadják, de értékelik is különleges adottságait. Például azt, hogy a
levegőben éppoly ügyesen mozog, mint a földön, és hogy képes – főleg télvíz idején -
még a nagyvárosi élethez is alkalmazkodni, és ha úgy adódik, döghúst is eszik. A
hollóval remekül együtt lehet működni, hiszen kerüli a konfliktusokat, betegesen fél
viszont a magánytól, az egyedülléttől. A természetben is megfigyelhető, hogy
táplálékszerző körútjára is párban vagy csoportosan jár. Nagyon fontos számára, hogy
mások elvárásainak megfeleljen, jelenlétével, tevékenységével kellemes légkört,
harmóniát teremtsen. Művészi tehetségét is ezért kamatoztatja.

 

 

Kígyó (X. 23. – XI. 22.)

Erénye: elszánt
Hibája: képtelen kompromisszumot kötni

A kígyónak az indián kultúrákban óriási tekintélye van. Egyrészt azért, mert a megújulás,
az újjászületés képességét szimbolizálja – hiszen bőréből kibújva olykor valóban új életet
kezd -, másrészt misztikusnak, nagy titkok tudójának tartják. Adottságai is figyelemre
méltóak: tud úszni, feltalálja magát a föld alatt, és a levegőbe emelkedik a bűvös
furulyaszóra. A kígyó mindig többet akar tudni, mint ami szemmel látható. Nemcsak a
tudományok érdeklik, de a lélek, a hit és a mágia rejtelmei is. Annak ellenére, hogy
viselkedése, reakciói általában kiszámíthatatlanok, mégis határozott, és akaratát tűzön-
vízen keresztülviszi. Kemény és következetes, még akkor sem dobja be a törülközőt,
amikor egyértelműen vesztésre áll.

 

 

Bagoly (XI. 23. – XII. 21.)

Erénye: idealista, bölcs
Hibája: felfuvalkodott, nyughatatlan

A bagoly a lélek, a tudás, a bölcsesség madara, az éjszaka leple alatt érzi magát
biztonságban, és sötétben csap le zsákmányára is. A föld és az ég között él, a
kötöttségektől irtózik. Óriási szabad mozgástérre, függetlenségre van szüksége. Gyakran
előfordul, hogy hirtelen ráun valamire, és csapot-papot maga mögött hagyva elrepül, de
hamarosan visszatér, és más szemszögből újravizsgálja a dolgokat. Ennek köszönhetően
mindenkinél többet tud az élet nagy kérdéseiről. Végtelenül idealista, és ez viszi rá arra,
hogy nemes, fennkölt célokért harcoljon, esetleg misszionáriusként tevékenykedjen. Imád
vitatkozni, ilyenkor teljesen megfeledkezik a hétköznapi dolgokról, a realitásokról,
annyira magával ragadja a hév, a lelkesedés.

 

 

lúd

Lúd (XII. 22. – I. 19.)

Erénye: állhatatos
Hibája: szigorú, rosszhiszemű

A lúd jó úszó, ezer kilométereket képes repülni, de remekül érzi magát a szilárd talajon
is, ahol a táplálékát szerzi. A hideg tél elől melegebb tájakra menekül, de tavasszal
mindig visszatér oda, ahonnan elindult. Ehhez persze sokoldalúságra, óriási energiára és
kitartásra van szüksége. Erejével tud gazdálkodni, hirtelen elhatározástól vezérelve szinte
soha semmibe sem kezd bele, megfontolt és előrelátó. Nem kerget álmokat, minden
helyzetben reálisan gondolkodik. Sokan azt vetik a szemére, hogy túl óvatos és rideg.
Valóban nem szeret kockáztatni, és tud, akar távolságot tartani. Minden olyan hivatás
illik hozzá, ahol pontosan kell tervezni, előre kalkulálni. Ez az a tevékenység, amelyben
egy lúd sohasem tévedhet.

 

 

vidra

Vidra (I. 20. – II. 18.)

Erénye: találékony
Hibája: lázadó

A vidra fürge vízben és földön egyaránt, és miután igen játékos, néha vakmerő
mutatványokra ragadtatja magát. Mozgékonysága fizikailag és szellemileg is
megmutatkozik, és ennek köszönhetőn gyakran megtörténik, hogy míg mások a
startlövésre várnak, addig a vidra már célba ért. Vonzódik az új, a szokatlan dolgokhoz,
szellemi áramlatokhoz. A szürkeséget, a langyosat azonban nem tudja elviselni, az
unalomba belebetegszik. A folytonos változás a lételeme, ugyanakkor remekül be tud
illeszkedni minden olyan közösségbe, amely értelmes dolgokkal, netán a világ
megváltásával foglalkozik. Ötletekből kifogyhatatlan, bár elképzelései gyakran
utópisztikusak. A korlátokat nem viseli el: újító, feltaláló, forradalmár.

 

 

Farkas (II.19. – III. 20.) 

Erénye: érzékeny
Hibája: rest, befolyásolható

A farkas hol félelmetes, hol pedig félénk, attól függően, hogy kivel áll szemben. Ha
szemébe nézünk, egyszer hiszékenységet árul el a tekintete, másszor pedig elszántságot.
Ez azzal magyarázható, hogy igen érzékenyen reagál a környezetében mindenre, talán
még a gondolatokban is tud olvasni. Túlzott érzékenysége azonban sérülékennyé,
sebezhetővé teszi, és visszatartja őt attól, hogy teljesen őszintén kimutassa az érzelmeit.
A farkas falkában él, ugyanakkor időnként egyedül is elkóborol, amikor személyes
vágyait, álmait követi, vagy amikor csendre, nyugalomra vágyik. A farkas együttérző és
segítőkész. A falkában például minden felnőtt úgy törődik a kölykökkel, mintha a sajátjai lennének.

 

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